not a douche
Notadouche.com has been banned in China! (We’re not making this one up.)
We apologize if anybody was harmed over attempts to access this site.
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Friday the Twentieth!
The blog was unfortunately delayed, as the two cofounders of notadouche rushed to the aid of a member who was placed in jeopardy, completely by mistake. We’re back now, however, and gladly accepting new submissions.
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It all began when our good friend Christian, a friend of Adam’s mother’s sister, figured he’d spread news of the web site that had done his life such good.
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Unbeknownst to him, this was to begin a virtual riot!
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David Niergarth, Ph.D. candidate at the University of Maryland, sends us this:
Be a douche or not
my dilemma of the day
the answer, my name
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Lauren writes to us, accidentally revealing her passionate request to discover our dinosaur secret.
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JEnnifer stands out to us at all times. We’ll see her in a crowd, or through a lead wall. She is that special to us.
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From Kat comes a piece of poignant poetry, mailed to us from a nudist colony:
Ball flies through still air
Not the good kind of pig skin
homoerotic
Kat: good to hear from you again, and glad to see the hospital wasn’t able to keep you in!
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A bit of a douche update.
Our t-shirts are spreading like an infectious disease! There are reported sightings of “not a douche” in as widespread places as Texas and Oklahoma. (If you have pictures, feel free to send them in.)
We’re also please to announce that we will be going on a World Tour starting in April! If you would like a visit, please send us either an email or a cheque for approx. 600 USD, and we will try to yell down at you from the aeroplane.
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David does a bit of investigative work, and comes up with nothing. He doesn’t realize that the true developers lurk in the douchey, douchey shadows.
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Our servers report that Esh posted this from submarine, buried deep in the Indian Ocean. We can only hope she dwells there by choice.
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After seeing this, Tyler’s friends signed up for fear of persecution.
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